Talking to my dear chipmunk like ex-student and suddenly i have the urge to do this:


What would you do if...Your crush suddenly asks you out?
Dats nice but why only now...grrr

You walk into an elevator,and see a couple making out?
Errr...can i just watch while eating old Chang Kee til the door open to my floor?

Your parents had another baby?
Yeay...but i am tired of changing diapers.

You are trapped in a building about to explode?
Zikir banyak banyak.

You were granted one wish?
$50,000 sgd

Aliens invaded earth?
Call the MIB.

A girl/boy suddenly kiss you?
Keep my tongue.

You won a date with your celeb crush?
Shit...wat to wear?

You were given a blue car?
Anyone knoes how to drive?

Your girlfriend/ boyfriend breaks up with you?
Sang its the end of the road by boys II men.

You win a million dollars?
Yeay n smile at Sharkeroo.

You receive a love letter in your locker?
Does this dude knoe dat i am 27 this yr?

You fail your exam?
Shit...wat went wrong bird brain?

You get first in class?
My lecturer must think i am cute.

Your computer crashes?
Sigh...did i just get a million dollar?

Your best friend betray you?
Maybe i deserve it.

You miss your exs?
I do but life goes on w him.

You can say something to the person reading this right now, what will you say?
tag me and gd night.

Sleeping time cos tomorrow is a long day.